Wednesday, November 14, 2012

A quite Morning

Winters are welcoming slowly, its a November morning and I woke up early today, chilling outside. Went outside to look at this lovely weather and surroundings, which I do everyday and let me tell you the scene around 6 AM is just awesome now-days,  some cows here and there, roads empty a lil bit of light, orangish sun, cool breeze touching your feet and suddenly you sneeze, lo ho gaya cold. I ran inside to get my hoody, ma chai bana do. After wearing the hoody I sat in front of the computer and switched on the screen the, utorrent, okay the file is downloaded, I have downloaded the OST`s of Moneyball.

6:30, sipping tea and going through the pics which friends have shared on the FB, come on rarely anyone update there status, nowadays its just the pic sharing. I opened the door a bit of my room let the coldness come inside the room, so that i can enjoy the tea even more. Chai pene ka jo maja thand mein hai na woh garmiyoon mein kahan, haan mein bohot chai peeta hu. Today the difference is, its mornings that I love, you must have felt it, some mornings I just feel good and welcoming, the feeling is just awesome, even if you are just sipping tea or going through FB or cleaning your car, tring tring, my phone rang, Tyagi it says, hello, namaste bhai, I said namaste, bhai ye centre locing nahi chal rhi, gadi khul nahi rhi, bhai company kaun si hia, pata nahi bhai 1 booklet toh padi hai iski gaadi mein, ja booklet par no. hoga call kar aur bula le unko, call waiting, my bro, arre teri gadi mein CNG ke switch ki awaz continuously aa rhi hai, arre ek bar gadi band karke on karle okay.
Now back to me, my tea cup is empty gonna make a new one, aur batao kaisa rha tumhara morning. Now because of bhaiya dooj, I am here alone in my house, listening to money ball OST`s and gonna make tea. A perfect Quite Morning. Feel everything its today that you live. Chalo gotta go and make some tea, and by the way the movie Moneyball, if you are a struggler, do watch it for you.
TK.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Sector-28, car market

So here it is, another turn in my needs and wants and likes. Now i like to put sound in the cars and rob the people of their money in a very clean way. This is me now in faridabad, sitting on the money counting side of the counter. The Car Craft, a unique showroom of car accessories. This guy in the Sector -28 car market for 15 years and still selling the same products which he used to sell when I was in school. I mean the people in faridabad are still living in the ancient age related to the products of the car. People are still afraid to try out new things for their car. Fucking retards, oh sorry if I hurt your emotions.
But its kinda good to sit in the market, now I know a lot of things about my car, which I dint knew before, its wher I learn and earn. Its where I am learning how to deal with the customers their needs and wants. In front of my shop there is this place where in the afternoon we all  tea-m up the mechanics, denter`s, electricians, painter`s and joke around. Some tell how they fix the car, how they painted the car, what was wrong with the wiring, what can be done to make the car move smooth, how to have custom paint jobs, twin colors. All this we talk and chat, we talk about each other`s work, we play cricket sometimes. the other day we four guys make one of the mechanics sit on the donkey, bkc! that was fun.
There are days when we have no work, there are days when we have loads of fun and work. Somwhow the days on which we have work we enjoy them the most, not beacuse of the money we get, but by working in different cars we learn new things every day. Sometimes we sit in my shop and enjoy the AC, which is a big thing in the market.
Repairing, denting, installation, sound, ohms are the new words. I meet different people on different days, some work in MNC`s, some are mechanics, some are corporate`s, some assholes, i meet them everyday. There are this unsual bets in the car market, fellow shopkeepers, there is this bet in between a confectionary owner Deepu, a denter  Akbar and tyre alignment shop owner Bhatia saab thats what we call him. that whosoever will be found with a cigarrattee lit in his hands will have to pay Rs. 100 fine and the fine will be spend in juice, nice na. I have seen many times bhatia saab turning into a swat, to catch deepu in his store.

So we have lot of fun in sectop 28 10. no. bhatta market in faridabad, we are a family. Come and have fun!
Wahid a car mechanic, very popular but stammer a lot, uski kahani agli bar. 

Monday, May 14, 2012

Again F**K re

Okay the explicit title is because it is some shitty time of this very shitty day when I am thinking that I have to do it all over again and I don`t like it. I mean I can like and dislike anything on FB than why can`t I like and dislike in life. Why this a**hole sitting upstairs have to push me to like his status update of "Ravi is going for job again, LOL". GOD.
Fuck you, another eventful day of my ever changing life and career. Sitting here in front of the PC thinking that should I Ravi Bansal hereby change the Works At column on FB, change the naukri profile, monsterjobs.com profile, timesjobs profile, fuck man. Waise I already did it on the job sites, just thinking and staring at the edit page of FB to change or not to change. Hat bc, na not doing it here. Just app"lied" for a dozen jobs. Have to drop off my resume kal at some Industrial company, this is where I will become the kid from the movie udaan, mkc!
Facts why I have to work on salary for some shitty boss:
1. Paise chahiye.
2. BMW chahiye.
3. BMW mein alloys chahiye.
4. Alienware chahiye.
5. Dost log beer-full chahiye.
6. Car music system bose ka chahiye.

Ye sab hone ke baad thulo ki ga** fad deni chaiye. Yar ab job karni hai toh karni hai BMW leni hai toh leni hai. Soch liya hai ab g**d hi fad deni hai. Waise aisa mein bohot bar soch chuka hoon, but hell this time this very moment I kinda feel no one can stop me from buying that BMW 3 series black with tinted windows, red neons, bose speakers and those 22 inch alloys.

Best of luck to me have been reading books like I play counter strike at nights, cant match anything else to show my dedication.
Peace.

Sorry for the grammar.

May I love you?


I sit here at the porch looking at the wind blowing, the trees giving lap dance to the electric poles nearby. Kids running around and our neighbor trying to cover his Maruti Alto with the car cover coz he just bought it and had spend a quality and quantity of time cleaning the car in the morning and god just playing with his emotions now. Anyways, I am writing this blog to tell you that not every time we see such weather well a bit of a aggressive but anyways it was hot all day, by the way we have experienced a change in the weather in Delhi, I dun know about the other sates but Delhi, definitely has. I mean I saw girls dancing on streets in this suppose to be hot weather, in rain.
I was cussing this hot weather while sitting in my AC car and then it started raining, wallah! Nice view, cars slowing down, saw a couple of girls with their heads up welcoming the rain in this hot weather unlike us sitting in the same ambience we set while leaving home in our AC car, okay I am again cussing, coz in the morning I washed the car and its all dirty now, how the fuck he knows that when I am going to wash my car A**hole!
Abe bkl, mkc bose dk *####@@@, and some brushed his car against mine tearing apart :-
1.       the paint from the rear fanter
2.       my feelings
3.       my mood
4.       wallet.
Hat bc, and he ran away , me standing there at the redlight of hauz khas heads up______________A**hole! So the god scheduled an eventful day for me. I went to the gaming parlour and saw I was the only one left behind and than started the lan gaming in counter strike till midnight.
The weather is all lovely now I can take a walk but can`t see clearly. Just had an eye check up they say that my right eye is a bit sensitive and they had put some liquid drops in it but hell I will take this walk. Cheers guys if the weather is all lovely when you read it go for a walk you don1t know whom you meet.
This month,  this very month MAY, I love You.


Sorry for the grammar. cya. Take care.