2 bread, 1 packet milk, 1 matchstick.

Chai pi le yarr, nahi bhai, daru padi hai toh bata. Haan yarr. But what is wrong, nothing yarr, sore throat, Ya rite, in that case, tea will be good. Chup kar daru de kahan hai and my friend is looking for the bottle of spirit in my flat. I am on the other hand standing in kitchen making tea. Okay I said and I gave it to him, on the other hand my tea is ready. We went on with our course, mine- tea and my friends a glass, 30 ml of spirit with little cold water in it and we are on for the movie. I was working side by side and listening to what my friends has to say. After 3 bowls of maggi and 6 cigarettes. We were starving again and the situation was , who will go down four floors to get maggi and cigarettes. My friend turning into a philosopher with every peg. So i took the initiative to go down and get the stuff. I got down, lovely weather outside, dark clouds covering the sky, thank god i am not going out, as its not raining now with dark clouds in the sky, but if I will step outside, the god somehow thinks that I never take bath, so he intentionally make me wet, by ordering clouds, iski maro aaj toh laptop bhi hai, maaja aega. Now that's not good. Not today boss. As I am walking towards the store I see no girls on my way, bad luck. I am little short of thoughts today, hat BC, ho gaya na, I placed my beautiful puma chappals into the mixture of sand and water. I stood there for few seconds looking at my chappals, suddenly some moron honked just before my butt. Ek se ek harami hai yahan, I am looking at my chappals and then to him, sitting in his car, he can never feel what I am feeling rite now. Back to life, bhai 1 maggi, 4 Marlboro regular. Mentioning it again today the streets are kind of a empty, no girls. Got back, my friend has almost empty the bottle of spirit. As I am writing this blog, he is standing by my side and asking for the match stick, harami, machis, de be, machis,machis, yes he is saying it again and again. He went back into the room, mil gai. He is so much into this movie, he is watching Wake up sid, I tried distracting him to make tea or maggi, but he would`t listen. You know after 6 to 8 pegs, you gain this power of blurring out everything and just focus on what you doing, that's the power that my friend is experiencing. Moving rite along. Let me grab his cigarette, wait a sec, jalai kahan hai, I replied cigarattee de, jalai kahan hai, noticing one thing, he is repeating same fucking words again and again. I came out in the balcony, where I am writing this blog and I heard, saale khatam ho gai, cigarette kahan hai? Lo kar lo baat, just 20 minutes ago I had brought 4 cigarettes. Bata ta hu  saale ko, pi kar hero ban raha hai. Sid is learning to make boil eggs in the movie, wake up sid. Carry on yar, make some tea and enjoy this lovely day in Delhi. Aur apne harami doston ko mat bulana in case you live alone.